"Give me $700 billion and I will fix things. No no, you don't get to review my choices. Yes, taxpayers will be paying the salaries of the Bank Executives who ran their companies into the ground. Please pass it quickly. It's not like making decisions in the heat of the moment have hurt us before. Right?"
"Seriously, Congressional Democrats, this is not my fault. I mean 'McCain's campaign is swarming with 26 advisers or fundraisers who have lobbied for Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac--including nearly a dozen who lobby right now.' (from Newsweek Stumper Blog, Andrew Romano Sept.22) Maybe you should ask him. After all, he's been a week-long advocate for increased regulation of financial markets....I mean, it's all Senator Obama's fault. He's sexist!"
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Scariest potential bill ever!
The Treasury Secretary: A Satire
"Give me $700 billion and I will fix things. No no, you don't get to review my choices. Yes, taxpayers will be paying the salaries of the Bank Executives who ran their companies into the ground. Please pass it quickly. It's not like making decisions in the heat of the moment have hurt us before. Right?"
"Seriously, Congressional Democrats, this is not my fault. I mean 'McCain's campaign is swarming with 26 advisers or fundraisers who have lobbied for Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac--including nearly a dozen who lobby right now.' (from Newsweek Stumper Blog, Andrew Romano Sept.22) Maybe you should ask him. After all, he's been a week-long advocate for increased regulation of financial markets....I mean, it's all Senator Obama's fault. He's sexist!"
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